A Kidney Stone for Every Year of Life

Ryan and Audrey, after years of dating and a shorter engagement, were married.

They were my roomies and, needless-to-say, misadventures ensued. Ryan I remember best when I think about medical emergencies--I had taken him to the hospital more than once, and visited him once when he had a particularly bad stone to pass. His fortitude now astonishes me. His stone count is now up to 23. I hope that 24 didn't come on the honey moon.

Ryan and Audrey introduced me to bad movies and showed me the joy of MST3K, along with such jems as Frankenhooker (SUPERCRACK! "WANNA DATE?!"). I first heard the latter mentioned by Mike Reynolds, and when one of you brought it home, it turned out to be all he said it was--and more!

Thank you both, for the times together.